iPaperWeight (automated paperweight) app for iPhone and iPad

The worlds most ADVANCED paperweight can now be yours! PaperWeight solves your paper-holding needs without adding another heavy load to your pocket. Simply run the app and place your iPhone or iPod face-up on the paper in question. iPaperWeights automation will take it from there!

Features:
- Auto-adjusts to gravity around the globe
- Informative status display
- Low-maintenance stabilization engine
- Dynamic mass adjustment
- Zero-click configuration
- Automatic calibration
- Tracks multiple planets simultaneously
- Historical gravity updates
- Environmentally friendly: zero emissions
- Cholesterol-free and low-carb
- Kid tested, mother approved

Dont let gravity get you down. Get it now!